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Your love story. Bound in heat. Forever etched in history.
A one-of-a-kind romance novella inspired by your love story
Forget Jewelry. Forget flowers. Spark her flame with a professionally-written romance about the two of you… full of intimacy, passion and the happy ending you both deserve. I take your real story, how you met, what you love, what lights you up... and craft it into a steamy, moving novella that will leave her wanting mo
Your epic story includes:
A real romance novella
This isn't a fill-in-the-blank, computerized book. This is your story, as seen through the eyes of Brandi Card, erotica romance author. The finished product is roughly 10,000 words (that's about 50 pages), with both our names on the cover if you like. Each book has its own ISBN number and is registered with the Library of Congress.
Bound in paperback or hardcover
The cover art, jacket copy and spine are designed by Brandi Card. You may provide photos to be used in cover art. You get five copies of your book, signed by the author (the front page is empty for your handwritten note). You also have the dedication and the bio.
E-book version
Prefer digital? I've got you. The book comes in both formats, we'll discuss the details in our meeting. Unfortunately we do not offer audiobook at this time.
Collaborative theme song
With your direction, I'll create a theme song for you and your special someone. It'll be the anthem of your book to them.
Optional 50/50 royalty split
If the two of you love your book so much you want to share it with the world, or see if you hit a best seller list somewhere, we can do that too. You’ll receive 50% of net royalties if you choose to make your story available for public sale.
Luxury upgrades
Leather binding, foil stamping and special orders available, please indicate that you'd like to discuss different binding in your email.